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right. hey, welcome to a special edition of gutfeld, everyone. >> and by special, i mean i'm here, and greg's not. >> i'm tom shillue, in for greg gutfeld. let's do some joke s. >> yeah, that's good. three of the 911 terrorists awaiting trial in gitmo struck a plea deal avoid the death penalty. but biden hopes he can free them jusn hopet in to vote in ts year's electio en prize. the biden administration completed a prisoner swap of americans being held in russia. the best part? the russians were forcedittany to take brittney griner back. >> o bk thath, good deal. >> rapper d of public enemy is 64 today. >> chuck has kind of mellowed

with age, so he wants to change the group's name to public s e th actress tiffany haddish sold used underwear to cheapsh falsely claimed were halle berry's for $300peer on craigslist. >> i want a refund, said one ma $30n, according to the "new york times". hamas leader ismail haniya was killed by a bomb that had beenme smuggled into his guesthouse his e got there. sounds like somebody is getting review. p zero zero stars.. in a recent blog post, director michael mooreecen, his support to kamala harris saying that it's time for white males to be shown the door. >> moore then asked, be shown the door that says doorwelcome to burger king, a fictional visit.ng.

harry potter turned 44 this week. you can tell harry is getting uparry potte there in years. >> he's having trouble getting his magic wand to workye h at. >> oh, boy. . at's a magic according to scientists, there ,more giraffes than previously thought. and according to giraffes, scientists need to mind their own business. >> and finally, cnn is formally shutting down its entire online opinion sectio n. and here i thought their opinion section was called cnnnd her. >> right. go ahead. >> go ahead. okay. let's get to the monologuego noo that they've dumped joe, who's running the show where the is joe biden? he disappeared like billwhere ty in goodfellas. the only difference is nobody's looking for. s re

>> not that he wasle relevantlat before last week when he threw in the towel we thre on his 2024 presidential campaign. >> and when he threw in that, te he tore his rotator cuff. we really hadn't gotten much proof of life until today when biden popped u until bp to discs the russian prisoner swap of wall street journal reportepd evan gershkovich and others. >> he also took some time to a. song. >> it was sing happy birthda y on your birthday. ready, all of you. happy birthday to you. happy birthday to, you and your birthday. give me a afterbirth. and remember serious guyr to your 30. >> god love you. he would have sniffed your head, but was having trouble catching his breath after that song. w is even more useless, as if that were even possible. everywhere you look, it's kamala all the time.

she's out with megan thee stallion. she's doing tick talks with lance bass, and she'sk with getting her cardio in by flipping on every public stance she's ever taken. and she's doing everything you'd expectli fromg ev a presidential candidate except clearly answering reporter eson. questions. is likeshe joe.y >> but we here at gutfeld have been worried about ourried 81-year-old commander in chief. the only place he's still pretty active is ourn ex wherewh he quit the race in the first place. every day or two, some whitelayi house intern tweets out something from one of his accounts, like boasting that his administratio n captured more fentanyl at the border than ever before. gee,more i wonder why.. maybe when you throw open the border wide open, you get a lo g drugs coming through it. but that's all happening online . biden rarely appears in public anymore because when he doesares show where people have microphones and can ask him questions, he says stuff likn m mr. president, mr. president, you said your supreme court record is dead on arrival. what's your. w

sir? i'm shocked that speakerha johnson it dead on arrival here . i mean,>> he's got a lot. >> yeah. aien you have to explain the joke, right? don't worry. the president is not actually threatening to kill the speaker of the house. thesn'the has no idea what he's saying. meanwhile, we've got the middles heating up again. israel is making falafel. a lot of the leaders of hamat i hezbollah, including one in iran who's currently 72 jus who just want to be friends. i'm is biden going to sayen goi anything about that? >> can he's saying anythinngg about that? and get this, the biden administration just made a plea deal wit h khalid sheikh mohammed and two other masterminds of the o 9/11 attacks, taking the death penalty off the tabl attace. >> shouldn't the president explain why those monstersble. are getting off the hook? shouldn't the choices be firing squad? ces bethe chair or both?ite hous the white house did put out a statement, but they might sen

as well have sent out a shrug emoji. and perhapa shrugging s the most embarrassing to biden himself. e mosthe's speaking on the first night of the democratic national convention. you' fird think that they'd want to kick off their fun and festive week with a bang, not a thudf r fu . think about that. the leader of the freethat world being relegatedpening to opening act. but that's where a the puppet show belongs. >> oh, he'll be in and outl and then the convention's done with him. but the country won'ention is d. the work keeps turning. bad stuff keeps happening, wherebody's really sure the president is or who the president is. which leads us to astis ok why are americans okay with allowing this silent coup amwingto happen. >> he's still got the nuclear codes. let's all praise and confuset them with his credit card pin number. accept b just seems the idea that joe biden is still the president, but he isn't expected to do anythinids >> he's supposed to be running the show until january or until his of centrum silver runs out. >> r sunso they've just got him

squirreled away somewhere and like a squirre jusl, nats he's surrounded by nuts and. >> if you don't believe thisif white house would lie to aboutio joe biden's condition. >> where the have you been? they've been lyingn to about his condition for years. that's why million s shocked by his performance at the june 27th debate. the debate he demanded ore dema his staff did. joe biden wanted america tok of think of him as a kindly grandpa. instead, as he's a deadbeat da. the problem is, nobody knows who's actually thingsey and they're just going to keep lying about it. afte're juepr all, what's the wa can do, right? >> a late night monologue about ita late-n. let's check in and see what the president to say formsl himself. >> no, no, no. look, look, i'f. d. the p i'm still the president. i'm still the president. it's jusre esident.t. no, nobody told me how easy this job could be. i feel retiredthe jobe..

an emphasis on the tired and not a joke. i'm >> but i'm doing all those retirement things. you know, i took up needlepoindt ,and i'm reading the obituaries, and i just took a reverse mortgage on the whiteh house. i called william devane, bought some gold coine vi and i'm going to visit the grandkids. e granexcept that one. >> oh, and since trump chickened out, i'm goingg to challenge some other ex-presidents. game of golf. ned oujerry, i'm coming for you. he's going to carry on bag bag . all right. >>et's welt. tonight's gues he's had so many people killed. his friends call himpeople hill. former ciar operative mike baker . she's seen more interceptionse than biden's handlers. former nfl sideline reporter michelle tafoy tions tha, his ex wife

left him with one thing. i'm kidding. she took that toe actor, writer and comedian jamie lynn. so. and she's pregnant, which means she can no w vote twice. "new york times" bestselling author. back to chicago. >> all right. >> baker, i got to go to you first. you know, the key to that monologu u knowe is why i said, why are the american people okay with thiy ars? i you know, it's not that it's illegal. we know what happened here ille, but do you agree? agree with my characterization as a silent coup. >> yeah. first of all, i got to say, you're a very comedian saying let's do some jokes. >> and then the first thing you do is show the picturesomeee of the 911 terrorists. >> where the are we goingrism n ? i looked over at the prompter. >> saw 911. h where's he going with that? with tharight now? >> you can still there's a lote] of material there. >> i you know what? >> yes, there is. i don't understand how americaal

is all right with the current situation becausrinte, look, the commander in chief, it's always said, is the leader of the free world, but it is actually true and the world is currently on fire. i mean, you'd have to go back a long ways to remembe hr when . have so many critical hotspots, so so many crises going on global conflicts at the same time. >> and this is when you need that leader. now look fair go. we just had the than nee k goodness, the release of paul whelan, evan gershkovich and others and. >> that was you got to give the white house credit, right? that was verrs, you y good. >> so that was something. but we're not seeing joe,n jo as you pointed out. so you have to assum ye what isl kamala harris in charge? and then you think about thi is and you think, well, wait a minute, how did she get to be in charge? how did she go from being a hoe e?e gemiddleweight who specy failed upwards just a couple of weeks ago with?mocrat no democrat thought that she was a competent or competitive candidathought wase. ow your nominee to now she's joan of arc and beyoncé all rolled up in, one with a margaret i thatcher thrown in. right. but that's that's the world wehe

live in. i don't understand i worldt, ani hate to say this, but i think we're we're making our way towards a november election where kamala harris goingying to win. and i'm not saying i want that. i'm saying that's what i'm afraid i'mt's , because i think the democrats do exactly what they're told. i know i'm just down a rabbit hole here, but the democrats i'o what they're told. right. they're given their marching orders and they do what they're toldthg rderd do. what yeah. fall in line. and that's what we're seeing right here. that's why when you say how does happen?we. w y ho it's because of that. because half the country is willing of that. to say, okay,e's no you tell me that she's now our nominee. great. you tell me to say that. you knowe great. you say trump is weird. s fine. you told me to say that she's not. the borders are fine. they dhes noo what they're told. and for that reason alone, i have a feeling that this and is going to end badly in november. well, look, he he knows this is an information wanr we've never seen before, michelle. and we're going to see four months of thien miches kint of onslaught from the democrats. th and obviously, they have not the mainstream media, but all of entertainment and theey mai h

companies at their disposal. so essentially they own the the information game. but the one thing that we h have going for us isav that people have woken up and after that ridiculous period of yearups that was the massive covid boondoggle. people just don't trustt anything anymore. they don't trust the media. dot anytoo trust their government. so they going to look at that this fall and say, to with these people. well, you know what just happened in venezuela? maduro got reelected. yeah. won't turn ove r the numbers and. so when you said, i have hav a feeling this is going to go badly because of what we just sag thissy becaw in venezuela, e have the same thing. you know, it's -- it's ironic and it'sing, funny and it's so depressing that everything they triedy say, oh, donald trump, if he gets in, he'll never leave. and yed they just do t with their candidate? yeah, and how dihey de this they manipulate this whole thing? and by the way, she's not really formallthing?y nominated. but you're right. everyone is just showeringus

her with all this. >> she went from i'm not ll kidding you weeks ago. >> oh, my god. are we going to have to ru anwe kamala to.yes! >> yes, we're running. wemean, what the hell happened ? yeah. so this is crazy. and by the wayrazy, about the 911 masterminds getting to negotiate a plea, i thought they'd want to die because then they'd get their versionld. you know, why don't they just want to say, please give us our death soonerwh jus the better. but the fact that thet unit united states of americaed is letting these guys plea down from the death penalty is justt enou enough to make me wantgh to have to vomit. we've forgotten where we were on 9/11. wouldn't you wanto vomitt? o fi >> to find yourself in a roomndo with 72 experienced women instead of 7ur i2? d so i just. i'm just i i've never that. >> yeah. for the record. so, what do you think? i actually disagree with baker. i don't know if he totally this fall, i think americans are going to wake up. they're not going to fall for it. and are you withe upand then ma.

already? >> i don't think they're going to focus on. i hope op so yeah, i hope i hopethat i hope that's the case. i don's tht have a lot of faith in the fact that because people wake up but then they people moveecause on like e all like raccoons chasing the next shiny object and everybody'ins adhd. >> it seems like a race of shiny objects right now. like a this, i'll do that, you do this, i'll do that. so whoever has the last shin thaty. might win. >> so the world is almost going to come to an end. can you say something funn >> tg toy about jamie? well, no pressure. in all seriousness, would you settlefunny ab? two , 68 exw women and just two completomene >> yeah. i feel like that would be a good if biden's still in charge, tom. i'm frightened. did you see in the clip he was singing happy birthday. did di the, h and there is a moment where he's like, what are the words? like wheit's same words over ann yeah. it's the only song whered it's onlov. they and there's a n where i go, i certainly hope this. and you made me laugh in the y helpmade mmonologue when you b he's supposed to be the headliner. yeah. this evente e headli, he still.osed t

he's the president. he's supposed to go. go l. ey made him the over i hope his speech is. i hope he goes h, mike. one, two, three. mike, check. okay o, we're starting in 5 exi minutes and i hope he exits. i hope that'tss really just foro this thing. >> they're going to tell him you can be the opening act. lastrowd worin telk, crowd work. where are you guys from? n last thing on guantanamo. i actually did. actu i whenever dou ever you're doing standup, if you ever did like a tour. i did a tour of military tou whe i actually performed right near guantanamo bay. >> we gowhert to could see the prisoners they told us could hear us. it was an outdoor venuus thee. yeah, sounds like i'm joking. i swear i'm not. and it was just it's faster. and if you rea read into this, n learned so much just by being on base. but they're saying the one did they waterboarded them it was like 183 times which they sometimes sayas lik would this better than i. dot if you're tortured a ton like how do we know?, like oftentimes if you're tortured a lot, timewere. tell the truth which is why when i was married, my ex-wife lied all the timeas and.actual i actually got one yelp review

from a prisoner about my act.prs he said it's -- it's better than waterboardingon it's funnir and you guys are going to useim that time. >> you're on the show. yeah. by the way, it's not torture. it's an enhanced interrogation technique. oh, is that right? that is right. yeah. yeah. accordintureenhancg him. w >> yeah. okay. are you the guy who did it every day? gotcha. do you mean my mid ey marriageva the guantanamorr cat? >> do you think that joe biden realizes he's not running this fall? i don't. it doesn't. he doesn't appear that hunnings e realizes what's happened to him. >> well, has it appeared that way forrealize what's him i mean, we haven't we haven't seen a lot of him. i but i also feel like, feel you know, like the whole everyone the metapholir of the frog in the boiling water where you slowly turn it off. boilyo they realizeit's k they're dying. it's kind of like that because liki actually like we've been seeing him kind of more than i thought, which is insane, given the fact that he's the president. we aren't seeing him that much. but thinent. seeingk about after he announced he was dropping out aftet and like basically

tws notes app screenshot on twitter. >> yeah, we were like, is he here with us like, we were i don't know. >> i didn't know that wehim ag will see him again. yes. i didn't know we would ever see him, ever again. so nowhi that we actually do roll,a tapee the tape it's like, oh, he's around. even though the ba tr. that is ridiculous if he's allegedly still running the country. but i think it's because don they've done things like thisth and have gotten so used to the fact that likeisf gotten will ye always hear that that's like somehow acceptable. >> the just continue it's business as usual. >> all right. before the lasued hi we go. tickets are on sale for my spontaneous combustion solo,b show comedy tour this september. i'll be in philly red bank, new jersey rallyus - and in octi buffalo go to tom shillue .com for tickets. up next, trump takes no from journalists trying to set traps

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you today to find how you can help make the world a better place. >> that's coming your way. hey, hey, hey. that question lacked candor, then trump didn't pander. s from our video of the day comes to us from trump's q&a at the national association asf black journalists conference. >> roland gladys. ! >> why should black voters trust you after you have use shd language like that? well, first of all, i don't think i've? ever been asked a question. so in a horrible manner. >> a first question, you don't

even say hello, how are you? a i was invited here and i was i told my opponent whether it wase biden or kamala, i was told my opponent was going to be here. it turned ouo bet my opponent it here. you invited me under false pretense and. then you said, you can't do it y with zoom. and then you were half an hour latt wid the. ch so we understand. i have too much respect for you to be late. i have bee laten best president for the black population sincece abraham lincoln. >> ha ha h a. >> oh, yeah. and if the secret service hass its way, the lincoln comparisons won't stop thereg . with trump trump also went after after his opponent. >> do you believe that vice >> dyet becamala harris is onl on ticket because she is a black woman? she was indian all the way. and then all of a suddenaus madead a turn and she went. she became a black. be clear, sir. do you think i think somebody

should look into that, too, >> sk into you ask? >> i continue in a very hostile, nasty tone. n it's direct question, sir. q >> do you believe that vice president kamala harris is aue i hire as somebody really does? >> i mean, i really don't know. coulme repubd be.>> abo could be.ve there are some. we have you for a limited time, sir. i'd love to move on to a different excuse me. >> you're the one that held me up at 35 minutes or so. onto pic we you holr 35[ laugy donald got a point when joe biden's held up for 35 minutes. upit's by two intern supporting him by his armpitssu. okay, michelle, you were laughing through this. s i mean, people whoe tr love trump, they love this kind of performancee. l you know, it doesn't look likeh he's trying to take the edge, the trump persona. >> no. and i kind wish he wouldhe a little bit like i have seen him in town hall wo litts where he smiles and he's kind to people and i've seen democratmile women go, oh, you smile is so nice. so here'women s what i wouldbyei have advised. she asked the question and he should have just looked at her, que shoun a beat and said, hi,

it's so nice to meet you. how are you? thano k for having me.my i thought my opponent was going to be here today. to be that i've been stood up. what happened? prw, as to your question. >> i was pretty rude, but i'm going to answer it anyway. so i thinket ans he has an opportunity now. this stuff is classic trump, right? all that stuff you just edited together. classic trump. yeah, but he does dig himself some holes now and then that don't. well, when if you just. read what he said about kamala harris and being indian and then becoming if you just iread that in ink if ink still exists. yeah you read that, you go, ohkh my god, what did he say? but when you see it, it come gos totally differently. so you got to be mindful of that stuf f. y an he is. he's funny. you can't help but laugh, but he's got' opportunities, too, to just win them with the charm. yeah. baker, what do you think of this kind of thing? >> yeawe iis is this is success. when i see this kind of thing, it doesn't offend me at aleel. s

>> like michelle was saying, i feel like the people who would noho fee t vote trumpump as as president based on his personality, they're not going to vote for hi basednm anyway.to yeah, but it's not those people we got to worry about coming up, right? soy abou it's people who are stl undecided. yes, it's some of the independents, some of sos. oderatepeople sti und and look, i hate to say it, i'm i'm i'm a republicane head , right i'm a small government, fiscal responsibility, national security. e day of the week.ay right. a secure border, but honesoft to god, trump is every day. it's a self-inflicted wound. right. aand he just keeps throwing ammunition to the other side. it's like he's heaving boxes of ammo over to the democrats. >> don't they do it? doto not.>> loo look, if all he had to dod and to carry on with michelle's point about like what he could have done. >> yeah. so it is he is she did pick ife had just said well president biden when running weiden he said if he promised and it's on tape and so we can all watch it today together if you want to. he said if i'm nominated i willp pick a woman of color as the vice president. and then he could have lookeicwd

her and said, that sounds like a a d-i pick. yeah. do you agreede i. or did i mean, he kind of did that, didn't he? >> no, no. he says, all right. and, you know, he did not do that. >> wait a minute. now he did. i'm telling you listen, if he said it exactly like baker, i feel liki'u listen hetle baker would say the way he said it, it's just trump. >> they don't letatever trump whatever comes out of his mouth. and i want to say this. the i think it was cf himouth p reporter there was a black reporter talking to to nancype. >> she stopped her in the hallway and she was peppering her with and she said, am i speaking english to you? >> imagine if trump saidh am i speaking english to you, to a black reporter. how craztoy they would go. >> i think it's all interpretation, i think. baker what do you think. carol but wait, wait, wait. i got to rebut this just for a second. i'm sorry, kat. and am sorry also to that adorable baby that's going to be here soon. but i have to apologize twice because you get to vote twice. but no, it's about winning. it's all about winning. and what i want him to don an is win. and to win, you've gotd

to convince those people that didn't vote for him the last time that it won'tdn't ve fo als and he's got to stop handing over again. i go back to the same thing. it's a self-inflictee samed wou. >> everyone in here laughs when he says that stuff, right? yeah, but everyoneughs in the audience, i mean, i'm just guessing over you guys like him,[ cheeri right? yeah. yeah, right. just a guess. yeah. juo. anotheint >> how about this? another great example. but they will use anything il with mitt romney. >> mr. milquetoast. get out. stand the gu mr y. w >> he was murdering dogsn do on the roof of his car and he was. and he had full of women. they will lie about anyone. and yol u to you know what? shthink that you've got to. he showed up at this thing he showed up at the at the black reporters, something mitt romney thig can'ack repo wouldnt >> i think that a lot of things can be true at once. hank ai think one of those thins is, is carmelo really black is,s not necessarily a winning strategy. >> well, okaa y win it because the people i talk to think it's good. i thought because hold on.hought

>> i thought that this was a very interesting sort of study and where we are ase we a society, just looking this on twitter, looking at what people had posted this and depending on what side you were on, this was eitherdeha the most awesome, bold, brave, amazins g trump up.p at he had this dialog with how funny was, look how great he was or this was the biggest political disaster comparable to like joe biden's debate. performance. >> it was it's -- it's just we how people can see the exact same thing and they can view it in a totalle th thingy different waye you saw someone describe the thing, you would have a completelybe different picturesm in your mind. and we're like that on so many different issues right now . an i'm saying for the average independent voter personi don' who was thinking, i don't really know if i like it. talk theresee kno about there's so many things to attack kamala on, talk about her record to talk bout the stupid that comes out of her mouth, but to say like it's kamala, realldy, you're not you're not winning over anybody that doesn't already love him.

ly?and think that kind of thing is funny. and i just that's just to me, seems obvious. i think won the whole dayou o yesterday. >> and the thing is, i don't agree with him all the timen't g listen no, i'm no loverrehe of like, oh, everything trump says is great,s but whenrt he shows up at a, you know, a conference of blac whek journalists. >> and he he answers questions directly in a way it doesn'tnk matter if he's comfortable. >> be clear. i think it was great that he showed off. yes. i'm not it was bad that he showed up. >> yeah. grea but note was answerins hg. tion. question. jamie, what do you think? yeah, i'm on your side, tom. i love youdd it and you know me. i'm pro comedy, and i feel like he was getting a lot of laughs . he was getting a lot of laughs and he was getting it. i felt like he kind of did get his point across in the way that trump is. he doesn't i he's not politicall yeah. like he doesn't pretend to be. someonene not. lik and i also thought it was it's really tough. like michelle, like you said, it's very tough on. some was attacking you and attacking you to be like, have controls very attacki of y.

i thought he kind of did like it. really did. as i was watching it, i was liket real, oh my god, that evey conversation with my ex-wifeh r and i know i mention her a lot. it just to be fair, i mentioned my ex-wife a lot. o be faie, actually have a good relationship. she texted me right before the show. it sayionshie texts, screw you,. but honestly, to that clip, ifol anybody missed the whole thing, the clip that you showed was the very beginning, like he walks out, they clap likethe clamt, sits down and she goes, let me address the elephant in the room. s. the which, by the way, that's how io started every morning . college yeah, i get it. i'm pretty. r yo it's time for you to get out of here. it is. all right, we go out oft to go. >> up next, they spent 11 million bucks, t but recruitmentsthey, i imagie a future where plastic is not wasted, but instead remade overt and over into the things our families safer and our planet cleaners our families safer and

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no surprise. -- as the threat of global conflict looms, our leaders are busy pushing inclusive t over lethality. we can only hope the dod ditches dti so we don't die, i.e. perry baker. i want to ask you this. do wan you think it is? do you think that, you know, all of that kind of stuff wa why recruitment is down? >>te you know, i don't know. gho it's a tough choice right now, right? i mean, for for a young person to decidw. for te to go intomilitary the military. i will say this. just il say to keep it tight, io dr need to go back to draft system. right. mandatory national service. yeahafstem.mandatorervice make make it broad soco that you doi have a variety of options for doing that. but you got to have some skin in the game. you go vet to be invested in this i country right to understand how special it is. >> so yeah, that's all. michelle that'll be a great. . >> we need a couple i disagree. we need a couple of steples stes in civic responsibility before

we get to that point, though, don't you think? i would hope so. the don'tbut listen, they do it in israel, and everyone feels very connected and ver y tight.at having said that, i do think the woke stuff is hurting us. idwe'll recruiting with gender identity, with pronouns, with how to make sure you don't offend people. we're supposed to be a bad militaryith a and bad. >> yeah. yeah. jamie, it's true. >> i mean, this is. it's a uniquely american problem now, right it is. michelle makes a great point. you gotta be careful with pronouns in the military. yo careful what ifh someone's ll hey, they're coming, and it's just one guy and, oh, yeah, you know? >> yeah. i also think it maybe this isn't the best way to advertise, right? like, i think almost gettingesni more information out about it would be better than having the rock go, hey, join the army like bet, yeah, what is the right? >> and also, it was itso i was k the rock invest in the uflth and the army was mad because like a lot of the advertising was basically it was like having a a minor league sport.a you should not advertise with a

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>> watch. l well, no, i don't do doesn his laundry. 't dhe can do that himself. i do my laundry and we do the kids laundry. but hed we does his own.t cook i don't cook dinner. he cooks dinner every single night d. and ou i do breakfast and lunch forr us and our kids. i don't pack him a lunchnd. >> he's hungry. he'll figure out what he's going to eat for lunch the same way that i de wao. >> guys, do we love her ort do what? >> hey, wait, wait. there's more she won't do. . i don't make his doctor's appointments because guess what? don't mdoctors he's making mine.e to would it be kind of me to do that? for sure? is it my job i. ther absolutely not. there's a lot of things that i don't do for my husbane ot thad >> don't schedules, haircuts. i don't pack his clothes for vacations s cl. >> right. i don't do those things. i don't buy him new underwear when it's got holes in it. d al >> all of those are things that he's a grown man and he can do himself . try to >> we tried to contact the husband for comment, but he was busyhe making a news. ll michelle, i mean, is this woman

reasonable? >> this is not breakthrough stuff. who does this for their husband anyway? i mean, now like i do lot of nice things for my husband. yeah, but he does his a laundry. launi everybody else's. but this is she's acting like she's some superwoman for not doing these things. it's like, ot doh, who does thee things for her husband. i don't make my husband'sesintmn haircut appointments. i mean, i look stupid. i don't know. sounndts this to be really like, she's really proud of herself. she's still living in like, leave it to t land.>> or >> yeah. what? what do you think? i mean, i that the reason i split the videou thio up into two because i thought the second part of the list bee see doesn't do that either. she's not making me doctor's appointments, but the cookin nor and the laundry my wife does do look at you, ward cleaver. yeah. i don't cook. you cook yeah. yeah. i didn't think you cook. i don't do chores. i don't, i. g a baby.n. yeah, that's kind of hard.ed yeah, whatever works for you. it's like i also.

it's like i, don't do anything. i mean, we're a team. i know. it's like, really cringe and not coolpack to, say, these days, but my spouse is my favorites er personson. and it's like, i know now i know now you're supposed to be like, oh, being aroundfe my wife or husband, they . like, no, i love my husbane d. anything for him, i would kill for him. i would do anything for him ant whatever works. a he likes to cook. i don't whatever works. he doesn't have to be like nd.sn't he somesome sort of lik, you know, it's not that big of a deal. that's what works fo that bir u. >> and i know this is cringepp too, but we're very happy. yeah. >> well, jamie, my wife, is my favorite to mine. >> she cooks, does the laundry . why wouldn't she? >> i have a slightly different to i feel like the what sheth feel like the post is disrespectful to like you say they separate those chores like fine that's not and my i'll be honest with you thd makes my doctor's appointment but she's but shactually my doctor which w is where you know what i met my when i me

t my she she's a doctor and i go what type of doctor are you? and she goes she, i'm gynecolog. and i go, this is so weird. that's what i would have done if i wanted to. >> which time, you know, i could have never been a gynecologist would have been fired immediately. i just don't. i don't know. you know, i feel like the womans walk in and start taking her pants off. >> i started taking my pants of i taks off.f to protect youre is watching, i guess. but i'm a cat. a it's a partnership. i don't think we need to air all of this dirty laundr>> i'tyt matter who's doing it. >> yeah. mike baker, what do you think of this woman and this liste >> mike t? well, yeah, i agree with what michelle was pointing out. look, it's whallt is? g 1950s. you get a pack of your husband's, you know, suitcaso to ea lunc and pack a lunch. >> who in the packs a lunch divide? i makeh. the boy make lunches for the fr the boys right before they head off to school. because i enjothy my wife cooksf dinner because she enjoys it. she enjoys doing something foreg .

others i love doing something for the family. and so to catcjoh point, we'rep a team. help each other out. right? eachand i don't i don't wash your laundry because i've ruined a lot of her clothe s trying to do the right thing and wash your laundry. >> and she says, don't ever bushe says laundry again. >> so. but i do the boys laundry. boyyou fear they do it themsels now? >> yeah. because you want we want them to do their own thinw use weg. i ge so, you know, i get it. but yeah, i think it's you workr ,you compromise and you don't make a big deal of it to your point. yeah a big. d go >> we don't sit around and go,oy you know what i did today, audie, for you? i di h youd the following. >> yeah, who cares? you got a life together, right? that's right. no tiktok videos. okay, can i just. i'm sorry, tom, but no one's has ever said to your point to me before and it meant a lot to my dad. well, up next, ellen accepted the bio bubble. >> maduro chicken out. >> wow. incredible. amazing oh, my.

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his election. >> what do you think? i would love to see it. and the undercar d would be elon versus keith olbermann, whom we also challenged to a fight. i that little double header payn per view that is a kajillion make a right. >> i want to see this. yeah. have you talkeer iwant to sed ar on your president's daily briefing podcast?denc what a coincidence for you to mention that. yes, yes, yes. yeah. and thanmention podcastk for dn yeah. look, nicolas maduroicmaduro f,t of all, did steal this latest election. he has set himself up for a third term. >> it is outrageous. the international community will probably do nothing about it. and i my money on elon. >> absolutely. i think he could take hi m in probably 4045 seconds. yeah. jamie, do you think it will happen? >> i do not think it will happen. i like how elon's like reall i don't thiyare pu smart, but towards the end of an argument, he's just like, you want to go ef an, like, jusp arguing. and there are better matches. there are better. iden >> i'd like to see.

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