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the israeli national anthem. take a look at this this. t in a statement to the show,th the organizers of the olympic orgay they condemn these acts in the strongest terms. have asked local authoritiest tm investigate and are committed to combating all forms of discriminatioocaln. wow. i'd also like to remind everyone that the olympics discr a are a time for harmony and tolerance. thanks for the lecturee fo but o thanks. all right. unfortunately, that is all the fo. vee have left this evening. thank you for being with us. thank you for making the show possible. please, set your dvr so d you never, ever, ever, ever miss an episode of hannityvro y good news. in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. why? greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile right on your face. have a great night.

have you watched? >> i'm brian kilmeade and this is a super special edition of gutfeld the good news is he's not here. >>is and here are the top 77n reasons where he could be and why he's out this weekhe. e is number seven, he's having his done again. same doctor who did? hannity should come out good., sanumber six, he's going on an. apology tour for his last book. it was called the king of late. in retrospect, he reread it. he thought he could give himself enough credit forlf the success of the show. and too much credit to the others. so look forwar credit showd to number five, he needs only the only crew left. number five, he needs some time to answer his hate mail, mostly from his own famil haty. number four, he's installing new mirrors over his bed t to make him look thinner

and his life more exciting. ex him mental note peel off the sticker that says objects in mirror are smallecir than they appear. let everyone else make their own decisions. number three, he's auditioning for angela lansbury's remake o of murder. s she wrote. it's a reboot. that's right. unlike angela, he wanthe, as dos his own stunts. it's the first mention of angela lansbury in the history of goodfellas. probably the last. i'm an avid fan. is that true? episode? yes. murder, she wrote. wno wonder she knowst happ what happened because she wrote them. all right. sh, he's surgically addressing his shortcomings and. i don't mean his height. and the number one reason, gregn th, is in here. he's launching a new instructional podcast, an all jok joke format. it's greg wheelhouse and his. let's do the monologue. so we got a new directive. it's gone out from the dnc headq headquarters. you ready for it? where? apparently the obamarters,s indi in a bit too much legal weed

these days. the directivche is that from now on, donald trump and republicans are to be referred to as weird. that's a big drop off fromm saying trump is hitler. and adolf certainly was weird. remember he was a vegetarian hit it on the other side. >> they're just weird. the 32 ounces of weird, donald y trump and his running mate. and by the way, they are weird.r >> it is bizarre. it is.re it's weird, . it is weird.s jd vance just dumb. vance is prettweird.y weird. as weird and creepy as jd vance . >> extreme. more weird. more erratic. weirs wed and is is perfect fort that killer. >> there's something a little weirdtle weir. the republican campaign. it's just that weird. an and no one wants to sit with the weird people. hmm. wow. that is weird. i haven't seen marching orders like that since bandcamp. grearian: i nott days. we haven't been in scene lockstep like this since lastras

week when the democrats threw out all their democratic principles joe like berniecut sanders haircut appointment. >> so what's going on here?? why is donald trump who delivered press parody, secure border no foreign wars suddenly weird and he's no longer the worst thing to happen to democracy since woment to wee given the right to vote? >> oh, sexist wouldn't say. i and that was left over from last week. >> i bet greg wrote it.t we so why is j.d.ek vance a self-made, a marine whose story personifies the american dream? weire d. could it be that the prior democratic message that trump and vanccould e somehow a threat to democracy was going over as well as michael moore , a m beach? >> oichaelh, showing only next t there for you guys. >> they needed a rebrand. like when the march of dimes fell victim to curing poli o. >> oh, what?

give me a second look. >> and the dems needed new way to convince us that a party that hit a president's dementi a is suddenly a party every day. americans should trust it. sureementi. ooking looking that way, isn't it? and if today's democratic party calling anyone weird tha, you a well. bizarre. welcome to normal. in scientifiyou as ac, i'm prete this is called projection is taking negative traitd pretts of your own and imposing them on others. it's like when. , it's legub. >> for the record, tyrus did laugh. >> just covered his face. or it's like the cast of theew l blue trump fat. i didn't want to make a blue joke, but gregg demands that oa, his guest host. >> harris, you're my witness. yes. so just take a quicking al are s calling who weird. >> rohitling. >> who doesn't love a yellow school bus, right. can you raisvee hand if you lovo a yellow school bus ride? >> i know i phenomenon.

>> you know, indeed i do. you >> and i want to thank you and welcome you for being here. my pronouns are she and her kamala harris. my pronouns are she and her. i'm a woman sitting at table wearing a blue suit. >> my pronouns are she, her and . i see her. >> who does that? who tells people their pronouns when they meet them? if it takes more than two guesses, maybewhe to you are the problem. hi i'll tellre tha you who thou. the d i hire to define themselves as d i hires and beforemselves upsets anyont there. remember? that is what joe biden himself is . he'd hire a vp w on the basishy of race and gender, not me. just because his memory is shot doesn't mean ours should be too. >> so what is the deal? well, reallyours shoul, what wee is a national level case of i caseknow o you, but what am i? what am i? because the truth is, when thi

all is said and done, this is going to be a blue collar election. n, the coastal elites are too busyo watc their version of democracay aka watching their kids burn flags on campus, then complain s the lack of gluten free cafeteria options. >> they would vote for e la feldman if he could bring downhe the price of gas and interest rated bring s from goonies. remember, he peaked at eight.c e >> he has an active musicer career right now. just wanna let everybody know. all right. more on that later. we might break we might blow the break to get more on the corey feldmao reakn. a little bit of a surprise. you didn't say that during rehearsal. ise, didnow, most of the statesy fairly committed in how coey're going to vot alr and shouldn't be. there should not be too many surprises. the dems can tel shouldl themselves. t they have a shot of florida. but kamala couldn't carry florida if she fixedould not sul for the dolphins and the republicans can say they willwil flip new york, they'll a get close, but that's as bad as likely as gutfeldt,will switg to men's underwear or steve doocy picking up a check and he check it all. new york city has gone so far, left the city council herein

makes the olympics opening ceremony. looks likeay the 700 club. >> no, no. in the end this race is going to come down to the rust belt swing states like pennsylvania ,michigan, wisconsin. they will tell the tale. and thatsconsin,l th is going td every day by working people like of you blue collar folks who want lower inflation, a strong economy and copsn in their neighborhoods who we like. are folks who don'hborhood whott to hear there's no money for them because the country is funding free prisone countrs implants for migrants. and to be fairs fo, greg, a huge supporter of free breast implants for regardless of citizenship. >> so just want to do that. disclaimer the dems have normal people problem and they know it. so as we head intopeople probl the democratic national convention next month, can't wait. the left's break with realitonad continues. o and so what if we all weird? what's the big deal? a i thinre k, trump and vance should own it like the democrats did with dark branding . they did. sure, trump is a little out there, but i always though shot

being weird is kind of cool. period. acs biden impression is so accurate he can't tell you whycu he quit the race either. fox news you contributor eithe tom shillue gee is my third favorite. morgan after jp and freeman host after of the morgan ortega show on sirius xm. it is morgan ortagus. e is thinner than greg's patience. new york bestselling authoa rtok and fox news contributor kat timpf is here. ladies and gentlemenatre. and grizzly bears play dead around 10 a.m. "new york times" best seller, author, comedian, former nwathe world champion gr is all right. >> tom, what's wrong with being weird? >> w you know what? you made so many good points in that monologue. you mayei if i can try to mak some other alternate points. the first point you made, which

is excellent, is thacat they gae him a kind of a downgrade. you know, they went from dictatorit d down to weird.rd >> now it proves they're not really concerned that he was going to be a dictator because then, you know, if they go to weird. the other thinecause ig is if they're attacking his running mate, then again, it doesn't mean i thought they were worried about trump. so why are they attacking the running mate? i thinabout trump?are theyk thep is very strong, especially in those swing i states they nen so badly. the other thing is it's kind of femining iss kie in i mean,th the whole thing with j.d. vance, how he goe thint the bade of all these hollywood celebrities and these other f ale hollywchildless cat ladies and everything is that he made a remark h a rem about single w. >> okay, but this whole weird thing is kind of like a single weman thing, like womef liken cl people weird. i don't know any guys who are like, he's weird. ir i dy gu he's weird. like, it's just very wimpy to diso that and to see these guys, like, tim walz comes out. he's like, it's just weird. and they'rs oud it'se all the s.

that's the worst part about it, that they got their marching orderst, and they said the wordo weird all at the same time. yesterdardtheyy. y. >> but you know what's funny s th is that old guys like chuck schumer,ats at he still can't g, you know, go with the new word t like they told him, chuck, you have say weird. and he was like, he's extreme and weird. like he didn't want to say it because he doesn't get it. yeah did not say i , he doesn't understand it. yeah. and i don't even think they understand itand it, don'tw i don't think they're going to go on this thing for very long because like you said, everybodony knows trump is weir. >> that's why we likthe him, right? morgan's you, tom says, it's going to stop. >> do you think they're going to keep drumming that through to november? keelisten, i'm so impressed that the democratic party s in theainstrnd mainstream media can speak with one voice and the same messageea . i there is no way. look, we try in our party, we're so chaotic. we're soparty, disorganized, lie couldn't get on message if we tried to. coming from someone who race ifi communications at the state department, i actually look at this and i'm like, i'm jealoulike is. e >> how do you get everybody

to do this? it's impressive, but they don'va care how stupid they look. they're all saying the same thing. it shows a lack of creativit e samey and no one saw the days when they say you just facts. you're talking points to people. hey, cat, i did a little bite ta of research. i haven't been to portland or austin lately,lkf resea but evy on their sides it says keep portland weird and keep austin weird. so are we supposed to divorce those two cities from the 50 states? no, i think weird is good. just in general. i also think w that there's nevr that's the reason i don'tt support a politician. >> any politician because of their weird . my issue with any politician is them wanting to legislate my weird you know they wantthins to say you can't do these things or we're going to take your money o t and spend itn't n on these things. so i don't understand who woulde d be motivated against voting for someone because they're weird. >> oh great. don't see it as what? t and also trump the weirdest thing, i don't know when it come ms to my mind why people think he's weird. you know what comes to my mind? do you guys remember, this? g ag

>> i mean, this is so long agooh when he said he wanted to buy greenland. so, yeah >> ill, that was kind of cool. i love that. i'm just lov that i was like, i that was so long ago. i bunchbet of.k abou they still talk about it over there, right? i mean i would lovover the. e i wish we had greenland. >> i'm going to put my money together. i certainly keep my past had grk savings and get it ready. hi, chris. this is an effort to look youngl ,to appeal to young voters, perhaps. >> is that possibl te? i don't think the party that goes after everyonehe forag calling anybody out or anything like now, we want to call names. weybody ouow w want to do we ret to play that? i know you really want to call names likega . af you're not you're not going to happen your safe box if you want to ride this through becausif e do we have the photo? and i get why if you're normal, this hy is your normal who you hang out with, then obviously these two dudes would seem weird to you. so weird is in o dudes woul the eye of thet i' beholder. you know, i'm saying we all get weird. we all get a little weirm sayi? d. some of us keep our weird at home. we keep it locked up, some of loo are weird in our socks.

you get a close up of that. this right here, that's righs r. it's patriotic. yeah. >> yeah. we're weird that this man loves his country. his m. ut i's most people wear a pin, right? got it covered. i the point is, we're all weird, but do you want to start calling names? reallydo wan? t of thi you want to go there? so i don't think they want to go there. they might want to rethink this. whoever'o go whoever is this, yd to check y with hilf becaum ,right? i hear you enjoy yourself. and by the way, just dumpt jd jd vance is gone. ivy league grad who goes on to fight in the marines. i don' ivyt think that is the way to go. >> it's going to crazy. yeah. o offe hey, tara was a genius. no offense, but your. your industry, your comedy industryns, , full of weird people. peo they entertain america. you got to be a little weird rd to be successful. >> look at elon musk and i compare you and elon musk. k. sk uso be > go to joe machi, for god's>> i sakes. right. is there a differencs our diffc? which one created spacex? was it joe machich one c? . >> i am not sure. right. and he is weird. and another reason. l this is why people love elon

musk. he's weird, he's unpredictable he says whatever he thinks. >> that's probably why he likes trump. now, if i were elowhes probabn,d just give joe machi $1,000,000,000. >> it would just just giv it's. yeah, all right. joe machi later, he might even make a guest appearance. b on all right, guys, great job on the weird. it seemed kind of normal. up next, white seems k binge on, cringeworthy . this is keratin debris for a nail fungus grows nunchucks gel cleans out fungus by removing keratin debris using neonics 90% of nails improve get clinically proven results so effective it's money back guaranteed. >> it won't be hard. find a skilled pro to fix this leak. but before i started angie's list, different story. >> that was 19 95 and a lot has changed, angie said. but what hasn't changed are the issues that homeowners face. busted pipes, kitchen renos, roof repairs, lawn care, and the solution hasn't either.

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support for their cackling queen. roll for it, steve. >> what a variety of wehere have here. it's like a rainboisw of a beig. >> you know, i was brought to the party, not much as being white, and i certainly am. but because i'm a dude, you know, i'm white. i'm a dude and i'm for hair. >> the idea that the men can gather to talk about how we what good, interesting, powerful concept. great t >> great to be with all you dudes that was so white it makes times you will look like samuel l jackson tom astomic, the whitest dude here. if trump ever held the white dudes for trump, phone call.forr

what do you think the reaction would have been? wellp call, i just i'd sign on d say, how do you do? right? and it would destroy your careeestroyr. >> yeah. subsequently, is it weird that we're categorizing people like this? we just accept it, or are we accepting? well, you know, it's funny becaust acceptedare wee they thn on the left actually because they pride in their group, you know, all these people are ma some kind of, you know, marginalized group where they feel that they are. >> and so they assumhe e that's the wei the way white dudes feel like we walk around, like when we get together, white dudes, we a don't talk about white dudes, though. we talk about all the othebo dut stuff about the world. girls. yes, yes. ls.>> yes, but the why is it thl my favorite characters are just terrible? >> you know, like, why can't sam gamgee be really like sam gamgee insteadm ga? like, that guy wants to talkwant about his feelings in his living room, and maralk hamill,r he's not like luke skywalker. e, you know,ot even the dark side. he's just boring. so lik i, you know, i and the d

i kind of like that guy. i like o jeff jeff bridges. he's a great actor. yeah. but he seems that he's aat actor having some trouble. >> you know, it seems like he seems a little like biden. he's lik, seems idene, i'm gonn. was he gargling or something? he was being the dude. he might be the dude, man. he's did get to swallow your wings first, right? >> well, i would say the most disappointinwould s g was he sh. and that's rudy. yeah. and he's in touch with his feelings. it's har andd to. his well, that's what i meant. he was in the hobbit, you know, and, like, you know, none of the hobbits act hshe hobbi. i >> hobbits. they should. morgan why is there always hoa focueft twoleft to separat out into groups based on gender, race or sexuality? please be specific sased that's. i just can't get over that video. i hope that they cut ads and run it and swing. >> no, i hope the harris campe and this is great, brilliant strategyharris, guys. keep it up. good job for november. i mean, and the guy you're talking is feelings.fe i'm sorry., it's just. that's weird. if anything is a turthat in off, that's like that whole video of those guys, you know, liste n

whatever they think works. >> i just think that they're deching closer towardsrks, i abe to define gender finally as a party. so there you go. so.be that's their improvementd, . >> no, tyree, sorry, i disagree. i love whe n men in my life,my i encourage them to talk to me about their feelings, reallyd ?n >> yeah. as long as their feelings are that they love me and can't live without mou ie, you don't have to open up about themselves. that's the las >> tt you want, but. >> well, yeah, she should that work? the suicide hotline. d >> hey, enough about you. what about me? >>oui you know, i could be doing anything right now. up, br man up o. en a >> man up.s li i hate when a guy doesn't like. it's like, oh, my husbanked, l like, dude, you haven't told me you love me in, like, 5 minutes. >> even interested anymore lik,m right? >> and he's. i'm a nightmare. yeah, i got it. no, i'm noy, yea fort the week,? he's never going to break up with you because he lucked out . and that's what it says right here. yeahs what. >> tara, are you disappointed you would not be eligible to be on that call eligibl b?

ca, but since when do they determine somebody'sor rac gender? >> race is we're fluid. we can. ohe is a, can literally be in that meeting. you know, i'm saying in the mem meetingg an in transition and be head off to the black woman's meeting right afterwardstransi. harris. >> for kamala.>> wouldn't you be concerned that jeff bridges is going to kick you off? conot worried about the dude.? he's very cool, but he can't figh>> no, nt. but the bottom line, even the thing, if you look at all the all thisl, the best part was if you went down the rabbit holean't and, you looked at ment who were crying. >> yes. i wishe anyo i'm crying tears fm my heart as i cried over my twin daughters bed, which would be creepy. and i wish i could have done i more to help hillary. i'm like you narcissistic cry'm baby. >> you get one vote like the rest of us. nastic cryd have done? but there's neither here. it's just so laughable y that theou y have to say, look, weve have white dudes and we black dudes and we have this dso we just run on your policies?is like this is a joke. this i wholes race card thing.k and then the argument is, well,

there's blacks forident tr president trump. >> yeah, but president trump, is it going, hey, i'm having a meeting todasidentump isn', yr president trump. like so there's a difference. he just points them out. he they're always they always get great seats. they do really, but really do- notice. you know what? oh, you know plause ] what, next timeu wa you want a good scene in a tv show or football game, show uptd with blacks for whatever it is and know that, oh, right. this the way, you know,at and there'll be some guilty liberal whites in the fronwill t will give you their seats in there. but the guy could do that though, after the week you had. yes. the receipt.>> briake cayou get. okay. that was last week. yes. it's a brand new week. yeah. they they raise $4 million off it. so it must have been somewhat successful$4 million. off oo il >> million dollars. is that great for i mean, you would know more about this . they and for all for all those people that were on there and they were out, you know, raising monethosy. but yeah, i think the, you know, they're going to have their time, thei they're going to raise their money. the media is going to be good to themia wil both, as trump says. we'll see what happens. right? see what happens wil e what and.

morgan, i've said this for the longest time. we heard if you're a white person, you should be apologizing w. i didn't see the whole call. the but it did start with apologizing for foy str being iy if if not that guy crying at the end. atndy. t but this wasn't this was cringing. but what was even more cringe, they also had another zoom. i don't know what's with all these zooms where these gentle haderparenting got on and theye talking like this about camilla. it was reallwereng like thisy, y weird. right? it was worse than the white dudes. i will say was wore white this n the craziest summer ever, and it's only going to get crazies goin br and i cannot bei that the the operative word is white dudes and weird. that is how weird everything's been. up next, will fredo make atticus say no? >> they had the dream. >> they had the idea. they never stopped trying to come up with something good enough was not good enough for them having the right idea at the right time. just like that you have a bandage over your car is a golden road to riches.

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but ben affleck fans in the audience. ct but many actual addicts are skeptical. it'll work skepti with one guy tellingg th the local news that 100 bucks a week woulde lo be. good, but only in the short term. another addict saying his drug too expensive and he prefer $300 a week. >> what's next? paying murderers not. to kill people. i probably shouldn't say that out loud. i hate mayo tha to be responsible for the mayor's next great idea. all right let's bring this i to the fore, cat. is this an idea that you could really get behin aa yod, maybe campaign for or raise money for? >> no, because money for learnet about this from watching interventiorom n and bt apparently people making the laws don't even bother to watch intervention becausy au who have drug problems, you know, evenseo saving their marriage or custody of their kids is often timesouga not enough reason for people to stop doing those drugs t. ple >> do people not loveir their kids more than $100? they don'ts it.i feel they feel like they do. i don't have a right. do you love your kid yous more?

>> $100 at least 120. make me interested. >> i don't understand. and then also imagine being interviewed people from all these rough neighborhoods. imaginstand, ie being in one of rough neighborhoods and everyone else, like, knowsfh you're doing this. so imagine everyone else that's still doin g the drugs. be like, that guy just got $100, right? i don't send you a loton't of downsides. >> i don't see it working. that was you see eye to eye with this is how you parent. >> you pay your kids to do it. you're trying to get up. g, i solve all my children's problem. t. hrow money at i that works real good. $25. yeah. no , i success. but failure and punishment is more severe. severe, >> there you go.at y mediatoue throwing money on anything, never fixes it. and the fact that we this is what happens when people who are up to no good need to feel good moment so they won't really put the moneyed a fee on the problem which would be facilities rehab, educatio support, social services,

support for the families going through stuf l f, advocates,th things like that in the community that could really help someone strugglinatg with drugs or increased police force. and they would. so people feel safe when struggs they get their hundred dollars. to god's point. they don't get jacked as they walk out of the thing. hul sos, good, thet ge i'm clean. bank i'm s, they're beat up. what do they do? they turn back to the gu y who, robbed them to get drugs from him. so, i mean, again, is this this is the pathetid hic ness of the left. if you're really going to fix gt a you've got to get to the root of it. right. rof a,r. is not the answe but hey, it's our money. it's not their money. it is true. all theand morgan, in all seris last year,, the city had 806 accidental drug overdoses, and that wasdental d in 2023. so they're looking to attack this. shouldn't they hav attace a doco involved and not a city invodd idn giving a ba mayor bad ideas? >> well, it looks like san francisco has made netflixn and chill an actual career path. good for them. you knowth s for i think one ofe of the reasons why we talk

about the southern border and thwethe fentanyl and the drs that come here is because on a very sad and serious note, a sa that is in this o country on this issue. and so if you wantn this to getr serious about going after drugs, maybe you could take t the $100 that you want to pay everybody and actually use it and redirect iyodt towards agens at our southern border to stop the the crime and the inflow of drugsr to sto . the prob yeah. go to the heart of the problem, the root cause. maybe we should have broughtheef that to you. we have a czar for that. oh, that's right. no, i think we were. >>s, he handles the root causes. it's going really well. hey, tom. they also in the yes, k shle sar have offered to give alcoholics, drunks on the streets free alcoho tl se they stop stealing it. is this an effective way? is thi ways way? shallal runs his life. well, it might make a bad habit and reward it. no?, i'm not. >> like, this is london breed, right? the mayor? yes. >> what's more, what sounds more like a cut of meat. london breed. >> or chuck todd. >> oh. but you're the program you just quoted would make more sense. >> just give them the free

alcohol. this way they give them cash. so the program is called cash, e not drugs. but the thing they love more than anything in the world is drugsyevelan. so when you give them cash and d one of these guys said how much you spend on drugso yo, you sais between 30 and $100 a week. mdollar're going to give e $100 a week in cash.s n and then, of course, the 're just going to buy drugcs with. it the one thing it woulde prevent them from doing was the terrible thingthineven froms to raise that $100 on their own. so i guess you might be preventineir ow i gg that. wt but no, you're not going to stop this. people do what they're going to d e, peoplo. you know, i love cookies. if there was a cash, not, cookieofs government plan,lan ou i would take the cash and i would go right to j.crewuld take and get me some cash. i don't think anybody else sells them anymore. just j.crew. hey, tyra, this is a full circle because, you know, the people that identify with with san francisco is kamala harris. that's where she cut her teeth. thissome is of the magic ideas that they have out there. >> as i hear anybody talk, thisl is becoming a pretty good deal if you're like, into debauchery, because you can go get you som some free drinks you and then you and your buddy can then stroll over and get 100 bucks for not, hey,

i'm drunk, but i'm not doing drugs. you pay up and then you can g go back, refill and justt is you keep doing it. that's a nice little you can make some money. ma know it, you'llr ow be able to buy your own alcohol with your free drug money. >> so will youn out theseat som scenarios. >> there's something i'm not expecting, but it's truly an art. ething it's easy. it's not hard to do. you're literally making, heycan drink free, so then you're drunk. and probably what happens is a guy who gets drunko you're dwhao one who staggers out and sees the guy, oh, he's got free money and then walks oveoneyr and pops him, takes his money and it's an endless you're just setting more peopl, yoe up for failure. it's the worse. it's so lazy. it's absolutel it'thy lazy.if yu if you really want to fix people, get some people who have actuallple,y gone through e the process and survived it and can help i. haveagain, we also have to see how many people got rich opposit te asians overseeis this. so that's not a to how many buddies got jobs hel. cousins and aunts got jobs to help drugs for cash like it's -- it's embarrassing. just be real and say we don't give a damn about you people juson'tt be so much easis

>> let's say they didn't listen to tyrus. they stillier let's put this pm together. do you think that they actually fulfill thio yoink thet this together and provide another segment when greg comes back maybe later in the fallcom maybe, or maybe are at least starting to think of how to abuse it, right? like what i would do il stf i wn a drug addict living in san francisco, which is a goal, which, again, like that's probably harder to do because it's hot. like i said, it's really hard to quit. but what if they just of bigger were people they rotated who stayed sober for a couple of daysobes and, then they useuy that cash to buy drugs for the rest of the group. >> this fos is it or they or they kidnapped someone and kept him sober in a basem*nt early,yo releasing them only to take the drug test and come back wite t onh 100. okay, crazier things have happened. i watch investigation discovery . i'm sensing there's still a few a lot of a lotas of pregnant men are going to get free drug money. oh, you get the money. laughsget mo three or six months pregnant. give me $100. i'm clean. there's still a few kink ge s t to work out in the program. i think it's got to go back to the drawing board. coming up, we move aheadn the pn

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to you. call 1-800- 6909813. that's 1-800- 6909813. >> it's time for one more kill me. welcome back and welcome to kill or kill me. now, everyonelcome wele always y is gutfeld number one on late night and i know says1 in. it's all the wisecracks that greg makes at my expense. l i love greg carbs our special time each day to think fun, clevereach d new ways to make fn of me, according to reports. and obviously i don't thin funk that i don't want the ratings to dip just because i'm here. hosting doesn' t mean we need break to break the format. so each guest will tell some jokes fguest wi at my expe. it's my first time hearing them. so here go, tom, begin. >> there we go. a pollster correctly predictedt every election since 1984 is now on recordever saying that brian kilmeade is a loser. >> or.h, you did not sound

reluctant reading that. how do you really embrace that? morganounded nading it turn. >> remember, i'm always nice to you. you are. so i feeey, remember i'maysl ba. but this is funny. his books are better, sleep are better sleep aid than a fistful of relaxium think that governor huckabee i appreciate that's not going to help sales, sir. cat i know i'm dragging int you into this and there's a reluctance, but this is your jo, this youb. . take a shot at me. some of these are real mean. that's not like this>> some r y not nice to you. >> when he did a play by play on the puppy bowl, they asked to be euthanizedn th, oh, that's really horrible. i mean, this one to writin horr ecologists agree when birth control is unavailable, you can't t go wrong with a phoo of brian kill me. oh this one's this one's mean

do of another poll.s supp >> well, if you just have one. brian's on so many fox shows. his nickname around the office is jimmy failla. oh, wait, this one's awful. ,' his books are so unpopular, he gets regular death threats barnoks ar. >> both barnes and noble cat. oh, wow. this one too. whenever he calls mrs.missus kilmeade, she lets it go tokiloe voicemaitel. >> it happens to rosie during the day. >> but are you done? yeah, those are al>> wl the ones i have. >> my self esteem is gone,>> t habut yet i still talk to tigreu iris. >> you know what i months and months and these people knohs andw i defend him y time he does that. >> every tim ye. and last week when someonean had the nerve to besmirch your name, who came out and hi d them with a thunderous f-you, this guy right there. ?

so i will not will not you what is off this piece of paper just a just quick sidebar. did you guys watch the show last night? wa. u my f >> okay, cool. i have one joke for you, my friend. just one. okay, just one. okay, we ready? knock, knock.hter ] >> no, knock, knock.o >> just say who's there. greet no n. >> knock, knock. no, we'll say it for him. >> knock, knock. who's there, oh, let's go to break. all right, ladies and joan. wow. oh, pants, remember? yes. >> >> all right, tom shillue, it just came this breaking news. li

tom shillue has something left in his arsenal. yeah. did you hearna gauff cried over a disputed call at the olympics during her tennis matc calh. it was the saddest display this week by an american after brian kilmeade, statu ". x and friends it was good one. yeah, it was good. exu excuse me. now we're going to break right now. norgan'se go morgan you have you have another joke i toady, morgan it's not like i wrote them right they're funny. >> all right. the senate just passed a bill to protect kids online making tech companies accountable for harmful content. sadly, the senate has yet to pass a bill to protect kids from kill made. >> i love them. this is so not you morgan. now, greg brought me up to it. all right. sure. i love a good kill me joke obviously just as much as the next guy and woman. th ibut that doesn't mean greg deserves it doesn't deserve a little payback. so i'm sending right now membe a member of the audience, somebody randomlr ofy to greg's

office to steal something. okay. there you go. steak the person. >> gene, go to the office now. go ahead, bryan. >> the lucky guy is tony el i camino from hackensack, jersey. >> go ahead, tony. get in there and start pillaging. , hi, guys. i got his laptop. the other guy's shoei got s. >> yeah, well, back to you, brian i don't. i don't really think. >> it was even. but i'll take it. all right. up next, how heights relate state by state. >> doubl-by-state. imagine a future where plastic is not wasted, but instead remade over and over into the things that keep our food freshe help usr, our families sd our planet. recycl to help us get there, america's to help us get there, america's plastic makersinge.

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dot ltd. legal. >> that's 1-800- 6012929. >> a story in five words.y in f all righivt. >> data reveals the tallest shortest man cap the average man is five foot 9.7 inches. greg's home state of california. is 5.94 inches. and we all knogreg's hw he's wew that. his height still an advantage in 2024. no one as successful greg is. ye knowingt he's not tall. well, that's because his job he just. he doesn't have to stand for it. >> that's true. i feel like i help[ laught life. of course, height helps in life. but i thint doesk that a lot ofl tall men, no offense, like they don't know how to actd no

right. >> wait, did you say. no offense to brian but.>> b oh, me. okay. yeah. but then you beat short, man. i'm like, you don'ou mand yot ki act, right? either. so, yeah, i'm sure there is an advantagth so, yee. rian: all right, two oiff you see of a man, five foot 9.7 inches. he's mr. bright. morgan according to the latest research on height, your home stat, morgte of has the shortese in the country with an average heightn of five nine.-foo does height matter? and how tall your husband. he's six foot. okay. >>enbut think it's the yankees n moving into florida that make it short? not the native ms, really? >> yeah. so you blame the italians? i just think this is like another way for people to have, like, a list of grievances. liberals now. now they can add height inequity to the list. e --ces, nowright. brian: a lot of people think it's. how tall is your wallet? th but hey, tom. midwest and southern states like utah, montan a and tennessee have the tallest men averaging five foot 10.6 inches. scandinavian ancestry plays a major factor.

>> where are you from? irelmy ancestorswher from. from ireland. but it is true. i found this study fascinating that all those. f to did you ever go out to those states and you find that people are tall? you're like, wow, everyone's my size. you are big. then i went to iceland and all the guys who were like, taller me. >> then i went to denmark and they're really tall. so it is interesting peoplethen denmark peopl the heights of different people from different countries. different cotr it'states tha have the, the smaller it's because they do have a lot of immigrants from countries ha >> people are shorter. so i mean, it's all it's all quite interesting and to me the fascinating thing was how different it was. >> it was kind of fu t it wasn that, still you know, our states are still quite different base d on people who immigration where we went. really? yeah. yeah. right. terrorist genetics is the main driver of height, but nutrition can also play a part. scientists thinks childhood obesity is stunting growth. n play parshould we be concerne? >> well. well, it depends ildf you're grg you want everybody short and chubbyhort. these s >> i find these i find these studies boring and stupid

because they always want to buye the height of someone. listen, short, guy s can anyth get away with anything. >> really? that's why you guys are always hy youalwayse. hidehin ha ha ha ha ha.ny because you can hide it. you guys all look alike. lookl look at the assassin.ybod >> yeah. everyone's short as big guys. everyone's alwayis, ass watchin. and then if you're a dumb the big guy who puts tattoos on yoursely whf and, you're lige skinned, and you have blue eyes everywhere you go, you just stand out like a light bulb. here youu stanthe only light bun blacked out neighborhood. so, yeah, we the pressure is alway s us. on, we can't do dumb stuff because d like, when a big guy does fuyething dumb, everybod remembers it. everyone talks about, remember that big guy? grab somebody, a little guy, taremember t. >> nobody cares. is it true that big guys have a responsibility not to beat up little buddybody's c guys?g >> it's like it's.re no, that's not true.sp and you guys need to remember that. ha honsilittle guy.a ha ha ha h >> the one thing is pretty clear, morgan and you know this becaus's cleare. g you spent years recruiting football players to go to the midwest and south in order bi the big linemen. and that's why people don't go to long island. we all like we're shorteg d thf

>> we more soccer lacrosse players. why is that? i don't know. but you make greatshorter than r comedians. it oh, thank you. that's a good point. it's personality matters,t ka greg cat. >> of course it does. nobody was to hang out with someone who , even if they're the right height. yes. right. yenot suck : even is so somebody is three t tall, but he's hilarious. you're good with it? out >> yeah, they hang out. okay. got to hang out for dinner. don't go. >> b back.-xi-ga >> for more than a decade, fauci has been trusted. and again and again, takin g. ask your doctor about zika. >> this treasure does duck hot can finally go. now the duck tweet coming in. got to cut a squirrel in half. go big or go home.

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